heresmatty

Have you ever gone to a titty bar and ended up leaving with a dude?  Uh...Not that I have, I'm just curious...

What is everyone doing for Halloween?  Any good parties?  I don't know if I should even go this year after last year's embarrassing costume malfunction.  Apparently they don't design them to cover all of this.  I guess I should have listened to the guy when he said I couldn't squeeze into the Miss Bo Peep outfit.  I think this year I might have to go as a man but atleast I'll get to keep my leg hair.









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